A WOMAN from Hove, East Sussex, was burgled last week by a man so odious he used her stolen laptop to taunt his victim on her own Facebook page.
Victoria Richardson, 42, lost her Tosh laptop and other possessions in the burglary, including current swag bag favourites an Iphone and a Nintendo DS games handheld, along with her purse containing cash and debit cards.
If that wasn't bad enough the burglar then logged into her Facebook account using the laptop and left several gittish messages including "on my new laptop" and "Listening to music on my new phone feels so good."
Further demonstrating what an intelligent and discerning young man he is, the burglar added, "I have the laptop, phones ok but a bit scratched itll [sic] do, tv was rubbish so I left it, ds was a bonus, now to the porn shop, thankyou toshiba is my favourite make. regards your night time burglar".